Geoffrey Quote #275
Quote from Geoffrey in As the Will Turns
Will: Hey, baby, you know, I've been thinking. You know, I'm gonna quit. I know how uncomfortable the love scenes make you.
Lisa: Oh, they don't make me uncomfortable.
Will: Oh, sure they do. [mumbling]
Lisa: Will, that was before you explained it to me. I believe you said, and I quote: "I might as well be kissing Flavor Flav."
Geoffrey: But, of course, that was when Flavor Flav was a woman.
Will: Hey, hey, hey. Look here, man. That ain't got nothing to do with it. And besides, ain't you got something to do?
Geoffrey: No, sadly, this is the high point of my day. That and coming up with names for my Chia Pet. What do you think of Larry? La-la-la Larry. Larry.
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‘As the Will Turns’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Can we get back to moi, please? I got a part on that soap opera, Now and Forever.
Philip: Oh, please. They hired you, somebody who's never acted in his life, to star in a network TV show. Pppt.
Will: Well, it happens.
Quote from Will
Derek: Ah, yes. I'm sorry it had to end this way, my dear. If only my little plot to frame you had worked.
Joan: You mean, you killed Carlos?
Will: No, that was me. That's right, I shot Carlos. And that's not all. I'm the one who shot J.R. too. And I shot the sheriff. But I did not shoot the deputy.
Joan: Do you ever wanna work in this town again? Painting portraits?
Will: No. But you see, I'm young and I'm restless. I only got one life to live... so I got to follow my guiding light and search for tomorrow.
Director: Follow him, camera four. I don't care if he goes to the commissary.
Will: Hey, who knows if I'll wind up living out the days of my life in a mansion in Dallas on the comer of Melrose Place drinking Falcon Crest out of a brown paper bag.
Joan: Royce, don't you care about anybody but yourself?
Will: Sure I do. I care about you. It's not because of those expensive clothes or your fancy jewelry. That big Zsa Zsa wig you be wearing. I love you for who you are. Who you really are. [removes wig] The bald and the beautiful.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Y'all are not gonna believe what happened to me today. I've got some great news.
Philip: Ah, you're moving out?
Will: Even better.
Geoffrey: I'm moving out?