Will: Hey, baby, you know, I've been thinking. You know, I'm gonna quit. I know how uncomfortable the love scenes make you.
Lisa: Oh, they don't make me uncomfortable.
Will: Oh, sure they do. [mumbling]
Lisa: Will, that was before you explained it to me. I believe you said, and I quote: "I might as well be kissing Flavor Flav."
Geoffrey: But, of course, that was when Flavor Flav was a woman.
Will: Hey, hey, hey. Look here, man. That ain't got nothing to do with it. And besides, ain't you got something to do?
Geoffrey: No, sadly, this is the high point of my day. That and coming up with names for my Chia Pet. What do you think of Larry? La-la-la Larry. Larry.