Will Quote #1363
Quote from Will in Same Game, Next Season
Will: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Mr. Wilkes, come on, don't leave. This is... This is not the real me. This is Carlton.
Fred: Why you putting on airs, boy?
Will: Look, please? Mr. Wilkes, I like your daughter more than any other girl... that I've ever been with in my life. And believe me, I've been with... Out of girlfriend for a long time. Listen, I just wanted to make a good impression on you.
Fred: Well, look, as long as we're being honest with each other... I wasn't gonna like you no matter how you acted.
Will: Oh, why not?
Fred: Well, ever since the good Lord took my Yvonne... my life's been pretty empty, Will, except for Lisa. I'm a little overprotective.
Will: Really? Look, Mr. Wilkes, I mean, the real Will Smith ain't bourgie. I'm telling you, he's a low-class working stiff like yourself. Even lower. [both laugh] Hoo!
Fred: Hey, I tell you what, Will. Why don't we get out of this joint and introduce me to the real Will Smith?
Will: Yes, sir, sounds good to me. Oh, say, baby, you seen the real Will Smith? [laughs]
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Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Maybe Daddy's password is some kind of food.
Carlton: Look, I tried every dish in Geoffrey's cookbook, nothing works.
Hilary: Unbelievable. What kind of idiot picks a password no one can guess?
Carlton: See, it's that kind of question that knocks you out of the running... for Dad's favorite. Just keep a lookout.
Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Well, I see someone's coming into money.
Ashley: Geoffrey, we weren't taking any money.
Geoffrey: I meant me.
Carlton: All right, Geoffrey, what's it gonna cost to keep you quiet?
Geoffrey: Well, considering the magnitude of this betrayal of your father's trust... I'd say a thousand dollars.
Carlton: Well, that's cool, we can handle that. No problem.
Geoffrey: A week. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to wash some dirty laundry.
Carlton: He has no scruples.
Hilary: Shut up and close the safe.
Quote from Carlton
Hilary: Where did you learn to do this?
Carlton: The Young Republicans sponsored a seminar. Ah, open sesame.
Hilary: Oh, my God, it's full of gold bars. [giggles]
Carlton: Those are Twinkies.