Philip Quote #364

Quote from Philip in Soul Train

Philip: Yes, well, look, we can't go to Soul Train anyway. I checked my schedule, and that's the same night as the Bar Association's chili cook-off.
Vivian: So?
Philip: Well, Vivian, you know I'm up for election. If I wanna keep my seat on the bench, I have to make appearances. Plus, it's damn good chili.

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 ‘Soul Train’ Quotes

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: I can't stand this. Everyone has a date except me.
Will: What's the problem, Hil? I mean, come on. You're pretty, you're fun, you're intelli- Vision.
Hilary: Well, that's exactly the problem. I'm a celebrity and men are intimidated by me. I'm a beautiful woman trapped in an even more beautiful woman's body.

Quote from Philip

Will: Hey, hey, hey. Come on, man, let me have it. What's the problem?
Philip: Will, do you know what I'd do if I even thought for one second that you were anywhere near my problem?
Will: No, what?
Philip: I'd build a fence to keep you away. One with barbed wire and maybe a sniper up on the roof to pick you off just in case you got over the fence. And given the slightest chance that he'd miss, there'd be two rottweilers guarding my problem.
Will: You don't want my help, do you? I'll go.

Quote from Carlton

Hilary: Any big plans tonight, Carlton?
Carlton: I have a date.
Hilary: With whom?
Carlton: Same lady I see every Saturday night. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.