Philip Quote #367
Quote from Philip in Soul Train
Will: Hey, hey, hey. Come on, man, let me have it. What's the problem?
Philip: Will, do you know what I'd do if I even thought for one second that you were anywhere near my problem?
Will: No, what?
Philip: I'd build a fence to keep you away. One with barbed wire and maybe a sniper up on the roof to pick you off just in case you got over the fence. And given the slightest chance that he'd miss, there'd be two rottweilers guarding my problem.
Will: You don't want my help, do you? I'll go.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Soul Train’ Quotes
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: I can't stand this. Everyone has a date except me.
Will: What's the problem, Hil? I mean, come on. You're pretty, you're fun, you're intelli- Vision.
Hilary: Well, that's exactly the problem. I'm a celebrity and men are intimidated by me. I'm a beautiful woman trapped in an even more beautiful woman's body.
Quote from Carlton
Hilary: Any big plans tonight, Carlton?
Carlton: I have a date.
Hilary: With whom?
Carlton: Same lady I see every Saturday night. Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
Quote from Will
Vivian: I was thinking about going to Soul Train by myself. Would you be my dance partner?
Will: Ooh. Uh, Aunt Viv, you know, I'd love to take you. You know, but this is Soul Train. I got to get my mack on, you know. Which is kind of difficult to do when you go there with somebody old. Oh, I mean... I mean... I mean... I mean that's kid talk, Aunt Viv. You know how kids talk. You know, bad means good. And stupid means great. And old means beautiful. You are so old. You are the oldest person I ever seen.
Vivian: We leave at 8.
Will: I will be ready.