Philip Quote #337
Quote from Philip in For Sale by Owner
Philip: Come on, let's sit down, sign some papers.
Ron: Mr. Banks, there's been a little mistake. Mr. Trump's nephew grew up at 508 Saint Cloud Road.
Hilary: And all this time I thought our address was 805 Saint Cloud Road.
Vivian: It is, Hilary.
Ron: It's very embarrassing. Apparently, I inverted the numbers. I don't know what to say, except I'm sorry.
Philip: That makes two of us.
Donald Trump: Well, that's business. Let's go down the street. I brought cash, it's quicker.
Marla Maples Trump: Nice meeting you all. It's just as well, it's too much of a fixer-upper.
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Quote from Geoffrey
Vivian: Geoffrey, we're gonna need some hors d'oeuvres tonight. What do we have in the house?
Geoffrey: Whatever he hasn't eaten.
Philip: Geoffrey, for once, could you please cut the sarcasm?
Geoffrey: Sarcasm? Whatever do you mean?
Quote from Geoffrey
Philip: All right. All right, so I have an ugly side.
Geoffrey: And you could write "Goodyear" on it.
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Quote from It Had to Be You
Geoffrey: I must say Mr. Jazz's sister is quite a charmer.
Philip: Yes, she is. Makes me question the whole theory of genetics.
Quote from Mistaken Identity
Sergeant: Sit down!
Philip: Hey! You don't talk to my wife like that.
Sergeant: Now, wait a minute, buddy. Who the hell do you think you're talking-
Philip: Who the hell do you think you're talking to?
Henry: What's going on?
Sergeant: May I help you, sir?
Henry: I'm Henry Furth.
Sergeant: Good news. Your car is safe and sound. And we've got the perpetrators.
Henry: Those aren't the perpetrators. Those are my partner's son and nephew.
Sergeant: Partner?
Philip: Legal partner. I've got a few questions for you. When you got this alleged confession from them did they have a lawyer present? No. Because I'm their lawyer. Did you notify their parents? No. Because we're their parents. So, Officer, don't tell us to wait. And don't tell us to sit down. Just open that damn cell and let those two boys out or I'll tie this place up with so much litigation that your grandchildren are gonna need lawyers!