Geoffrey Quote #233
Quote from Geoffrey in Mother's Day
Philip: So have you kids shopped for Mother's Day?
Geoffrey: Oh, I'm afraid I haven't had a chance to buy their gifts. I'll get to the mall after lunch.
Philip: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Geoffrey is picking out your presents?
Carlton: Of course not, big guy. We told him exactly what to get.
Geoffrey: Oh, yes. Down to the very last detail, sir. Let's see, there's "Some kind of perfume or something," from Miss Hilary. "A book might be neat," from Miss Ashley. And, "Here's 20 bucks and I expect some change back," from Master Carlton.
Philip: I can't believe you kids. How do you think your mother is going to feel when she finds out you didn't do your own shopping?
Hilary: Oh, I have no problem with my own shopping.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Mother's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Jazz
Jazz: Here you are, my brother, I brought you a card.
Will: Hey, thanks, Jazz. "Heard you had a stroke"?
Jazz: It was the closest we could find. You know, for some reason, Hallmark has overlooked this occasion.
Quote from Will
Will: Uncle Phil, I got my Mom something she gonna love. She always wanted to get my baby shoes bronzed, but she never got around to it. So I hooked her up.
Ashley: Those are your baby shoes?
Will: Well, yeah. I had big feet. You know what they say about a guy with big feet.
Ashley: No, what?
Will: They- They be saying, "Damn, you got some big feet."
Quote from Jazz
Will: Come on, having a baby is a big responsibility.
Jazz: We're ready for it. Why, I even started saving for little Junior's college fund. [shakes pants pocket]
Will: Listen, I don't think I can do this.
Jazz: Sure you can. Will. Remember that time we went to go play ball and your shoelace broke and I gave you mine? Same thing.
Will: Jazz, man. Don't you have some relatives or something? Why me?
Jazz: I mean, you got a good heart. And you got a lot of smarts and you're tall, and you got good teeth.
Jewel: Of course, we'll be praying he gets my ears.