Carlton Quote #273
Quote from Carlton in Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 1)
Carlton: See, one of my duties as mascot is to walk around and greet people on campus. So I'm doing my thing, and this wise guy starts messing with my plumage. Then she came to my rescue. Five feet, 11 inches of feminine firepower. [chuckles] I bet she could toss me around this room.
Will: Hope it works out for you, buddy.
Carlton: Oh, Will, she's crazy about me.
Will: What makes you think that?
Carlton: Get this, she said she's looking forward to seeing me again.
Will: So?
Carlton: So no one's ever said that to me except my dentist. You were right, Will. We're on our own three hours and my life's already taken a turn for the better.
Will: Well, let freedom ring.
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‘Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Hilary
Vivian: Oh, Philip, you all right? You look like you're in shock.
Philip: Shock? Oh, no, it figures.
Hilary: Oh, here's the best part. I asked Trevor to officially propose to me during his Slice of L.A. segment on tomorrow's news. That way, all of Los Angeles can share in our happiness. [Hilary empties a vase and throws the bouquet back, which Carlton catches]
Philip: Hilary, sweetheart I think there may be a question that you should ask yourself.
Hilary: I already did. I'm going to register at Tiffany's.
Philip: No, no, sweetheart. Are you in love with Trevor?
Hilary: What's love got to do with it? I'm having a wedding.
Quote from Philip
Philip: Excuse me. Is this what you've been telling my boy?
Will: What?
Philip: That life is one big orgy.
Will: [high-pitched] I never said-
Philip: College is hard work, son. Followed by a family, which is even more hard work. And a teenage daughter who doesn't wanna be seen with you in public. And a wife, a wife who won't let you anywhere near her. And a butler, a butler who may be the father of your child. And a gardener, a gardener-
Carlton: Dad! Dad!
Quote from Vivian
Vivian: Will, honey, you and Carlton will look out for each other, won't you?
Will: Come on, absolutely, Aunt Viv. We got each other's back.
Vivian: Great, great, great. You two just be careful. There are a lot of sick, demented perverts out there.
Jazz: [enters] Greetings, all.
Vivian: Hello, Jazz.