Will Quote #818

Quote from Will in The Baby Comes Out

Philip: He's adorable. Hello, little Nicholas Andrew Banks.
Vivian: Honey, I thought we agreed to call him Philip.
Hilary: Ugh, that's a stupid name.
Vy: Why don't we name him after Daddy? Eli.
Vivian: Great.
Philip: No, over my dead body.
Will: Let's name him Rufus.
Carlton: How about Brock?
Will: Shazam!

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 ‘The Baby Comes Out’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Carlton: She's in here. Look, whatever you do, don't mention her chins.
Will: Or her ankles. Or her feet. Oh, and whatever you do, never ever feed her after midnight.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Calm down, now. Now, I trained as a lawyer for many years. I was trained in the art of negotiation, okay? Observe. Sir, give me that damn phone or I'm gonna rip your liver out and eat it raw.
Will: That's right, boy, and he about due for a snack.
Man: Yes, sir.

Quote from Will

Will: All right, it's cool. Everything's cool, Aunt Viv. Everything's cool. All right, check it out. Carlton, you boil some water. Ashley, you go get some blankets. Hilary, you circle the wagons.
Vivian: Will, honey, what are you talking about?
Will: I wish to God I knew, Aunt Viv.