Philip: He's adorable. Hello, little Nicholas Andrew Banks.
Vivian: Honey, I thought we agreed to call him Philip.
Hilary: Ugh, that's a stupid name.
Vy: Why don't we name him after Daddy? Eli.
Vivian: Great.
Philip: No, over my dead body.
Will: Let's name him Rufus.
Carlton: How about Brock?
Will: Shazam!