Will Quote #757
Quote from Will in Robbing the Banks
Philip: You mean to tell me that Luther stole your Willie Mays and you didn't tell me about it?
Will: I-I didn't really know, Uncle Phil. Hey, but, if we want to be serious about this, this is all your fault.
Philip: Excuse me?
Will: Well, if you had let me go to the beach then none of this would have never happened.
Philip: Will, I will give you to the count of ten to get out of my sight. Nine...
Will: Luther get on my nerves. Steal my stuff. Now I get in trouble. I wish that punk was in here right now, boy, 'cause I'd... scream like a girl. Uncle Phil, Luther's in the house!
Luther: Yeah, you right. Dig me with my bad self, huh?
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Robbing the Banks’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Philip: After we gave you a second chance, this is how you repay us.
Luther: I did not rob you.
Philip: Oh.. You gotta believe me. Will, you believe me, right?
Will: You know, it's people like you that give ex-cons a bad name. I- I'm calling the police, man. [A cop knocks on the door] Damn, that was fast! Yo, they must have thought we was White folks.
Quote from Vivian
Vivian: Geoffrey, my bags are upstairs.
Geoffrey: How thrilling for you.
Vivian: Geoffrey, you know, I'm very, very fond of you but I'm also eight months pregnant and I'm not in a very good mood. I could very easily rip out your heart eat it, and then have cappuccino. Am I making myself quite clear?
Geoffrey: Hallmark couldn't have put it any better.
Will: Hey, you know, Aunt Viv I'm really gonna miss you this weekend.
Vivian: Oh, no, you're not. And I'm not gonna miss you, either.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Guess what? You're not going to believe this.
Will: You paid for your own dinner?
Hilary: Are you insane? I'm going to be interviewed by the "LA Weekly." Now that I'm a famous weather girl people want to know the real me. Now, if anyone asks, I'm 21 and I fought in Desert Storm.