Will Quote #707
Quote from Will in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
Carlton: Well, one down, three to go.
Hilary: Wait. Is anybody going to tell me what's going on?
Ashley: We're playing Whodunnit. See, one of us is the killer, and we have to find out who it is.
Carlton: I say, we already know. You and I were together in the other room, Ashley and now Geoffrey's worm chow. So that leaves only one suspect.
Will: [enters] Honey, I'm home. Hey, Lucy. Ethel, hello. Look, it's little Ricky. Oh, y'all should go check outside. Somebody was trampling through Aunt Viv's garden.
Carlton: Nice try, Will. You got Geoffrey, but you're not gonna get me alone. Come on, Ashley, we're going to the bathroom.
Will: What is he talking about? I ain't kill nobody.
Hilary: Yeah, and George Bush is really looking forward to playing with his grandchildren.
Will: Man, this is whack. Don't nobody believe me. But I bet you do, right?
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Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.
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Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.
Quote from Philip
Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.