Will Quote #694

Quote from Will in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Will: I'll stay here and help you out.
Danny: Great. Will, I guess I owe you one. You know what? I am covering the Laker game on Saturday night.
Will: You want to watch from the press box? From the press box? [gasps] Okay, I can't breathe.
Danny: Okay, come on. Lie back here. Okay, take it slow. Take it slow. Breathe deeply. Breathe deeply. Okay, focus. Focus with me.


 ‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Will: Wait a minute, here. Look, what is the matter with y'all? I mean, this is your mother. She's having a baby. Look, Aunt Viv, if I was one of your kids... I'd be short with a square head, but I'd be more than happy to be your coach.

Quote from Will

Danny: I can't take it! I can't take it! I can't take it! Oh.
[As Danny shakes Will, he crawls away and sticks his head out the sun roof]
Will: Help!
Man: [o.s.] Sorry, buddy, there ain't no doctor out here.
Will: Hey, man, I don't need a doctor, I need an exorcist.

Quote from Philip

Philip: You ready for your Lamaze class?
Vivian: Philip, you mean, you actually wanna take me? I was waiting for some lame excuse. Last week, you said your dog died.
Philip: He did.
Vivian: Philip, he died 20 years ago.
Philip: Still hurts.