Hilary Quote #201
Quote from Hilary in A Night at the Oprah
Woman: Oprah, this guy can't even run his own home. Why should he be elected to office?
Vivian: Excuse me, miss, but my husband would make an excellent judge. He is a wonderful husband and a devoted father.
Oprah Winfrey: Well, Vivian, I must say that, yes, you're right. This looks like it's a very lovely family, but I've been doing shows a long time. And one of the things I've learned is things are not always as they seem.
Hilary: Oprah, believe me, my dad is a great guy. I mean, when I lost my job and he kicked me out of the house, he let me live out back.
Oprah Winfrey: He kicked you out of the house?
Carlton: Well, he didn't actually kick her out of the house. He just changed all the locks and told her she didn't live there anymore.
Oprah Winfrey: Mr. Banks, is that true?
Philip: Well, I didn't change all the locks, and and she's not living out back, she's living in the pool house.
Ashley: Well, with the big pay cut you'll have to take, we'll all be living in the pool house.
Hilary: Look, you can forget it. There's hardly enough room for Trevor and I, as it is.
Vivian: What is Trevor doing in the pool house?
Will: Yes, Hilary, what is Trevor doing in the pool house?
Oprah Winfrey: Yeah, this is good now, this is good. I feel like we I think we're getting somewhere.
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Quote from Hilary
Trevor: Anyway, Alexis said I couldn't have called at a better time. They're doing a show about political candidates and their families and she said that one of the families just dropped out.
Hilary: So they're flying all of us to Chicago tomorrow morning. I'm so excited. I have always wanted to go to Chicago. Oh, wait, am I going to need a passport?
Quote from Will
Will: Oh, and by the way, Uncle Phil... I don't remember if I told you or not, but when I dropped the tape off at the editor, I just, you know, authorized a few last minute changes.
Philip: You authorized a few...? Nobody gave you permission to authorize any changes.
Will: No, but it's cool, Uncle Phil, you're going to love it. Here it comes.
Philip: [on TV] Hi, I'm Philip Banks, and I'm running for Superior Court J-J-J-Judge. [footage of Uncle Phil partying]
Philip: What the hell is that?
Vivian: That was our New Year's Eve party.
Will: Oh, Uncle Phil, you know, I just put in a couple of home movies you know, to show your human side. It gets better, check it out.
Philip: [on TV] And if you put me on the bench, I'll take a real bite out of crime. Bite, Bite, Bite. [footage of Uncle Phil eating pizza] Vote for Philip Banks. Philip Banks. Philip Banks.
Will: [laughs, cheers] Emmy! Hey, so what do you think, Uncle Phil?
[Uncle Phil throws Will out of the house, a la Jazz]
Quote from Will
Will: Oprah, I have a question.
Oprah Winfrey: We're not ready for that portion of the show just yet, but, Mrs. Banks, answer me this if you will.
Will: I'm Will, Oprah, I can answer it.
Oprah Winfrey: Come here.
Will: Come? Me come?
Oprah Winfrey: Come here. Come on. Okay, see, this is it. I'm the one with the microphone. And you can't answer a question until I ask the question. You understand how it works?
Will: You ask then I answer. It works like...
Oprah Winfrey: Good. Now sit down. Sit down.