Will Quote #1825

Quote from Will in Hilary Gets a Job

Will: That's right, Will Smith here on community feedback. Today's topic is the petition to save the Los Angeles Rec Center. See, the rec center for a lot of us is, you know, it's like a home away from home. The people down there, they understand us and they help keep us out of trouble.
Howard: Just hand me the mike and we'll pretend this never happened.
Will: Oh, my God, can we get a close-up? I am so choked up at this moment. Howard, the producer, has just asked me if he can sign the petition live on the air.
Howard: What?
Will: And, of course, the answer is yes. Talk about a leader. Talk about a man that's here to support his community. Thank you, Howard. Now for those of you that want to follow in Howard's footsteps there's still time. You can get down to the LA Rec Center and sign a petition and show our kids that we really care. [two security guards enter] Thank you. Well, as I can see, my time has run out. Trevor. [Will runs off-set as the guards begin chasing him] Don’t let me be Rodney, man.
Trevor: Well, thank you for that commentary and please remember to put back my blazer. Hilary, thank you for that delightful forecast. We will certainly be looking forward to seeing more of your warm front. I mean, the warm front. Well, from all of us here on News and Action good night and Godspeed.

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 ‘Hilary Gets a Job’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Rapper: [on TV] I'm for the rec center because that's where I do most of my rec centering. And when I'm not down with R-E-C, I'm down with R-A-P. When I got home late from the grocery store Mama said, "Lock him out!" Now I know why Pops had to go 'Cause Mama is way whacked out! Mama is way whacked out!
Trevor: [on TV] Good luck, homey.
Will: I don't believe that mess. You know, it's the same thing every time they interview a Black person on TV. They either singing or dancing. And they got curlers in their head or out of activator.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Here in Southern California, we're experiencing a warm front with increasing humidity. That's right, girls, it's a frizzy-hair day. Looking at the nation, oh... Looking at the nation, there's a cold front blowing in from the Atlantic with a high probability of rain in the Midwest. The South, however, will enjoy pleasant and sunny weather. So, if you're planning on going to the beaches, remember you can help keep America beautiful with two simple words... Jenny Craig. Now, let's go look at our big board for the local weather for the week.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: You know, Will, that really makes you think. What's activator?
Will: Come on, man, you saw that story. I mean, that ain't fair!
Carlton: Life isn't fair, Will. I mean, was it fair when Bambi's mother died? Or is it fair that the coyote still can't catch the roadrunner? Or how about Roger Rabbit? How did he get a babe like that?
Will: You know, Carlton, you're right. Life isn't fair. Because if it was, then your legs wouldn't be shorter than your arms.