Will Quote #577
Quote from Will in How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Female voice: You are too close to the vehicle.
Will: Who said that?
Female voice: You are too close to the vehicle.
Will: I heard you the first time.
Female voice: You have 10 seconds to move away before the alarm activates.
Will: Oh, really now? [hums Jeopardy! theme] Ten seconds, I knew you was full of it. [alarm blares] Chill, chill!
Police Officer: Who are you talking to, son?
Will: Uh, actually, I was talking to the car, Officer.
Police Officer: Oh, the car talks?
Will: No, it's kind of fly, actually. Check it out.
Police Officer: Nuh-uh.
Will: No, no, chill, no, watch. No, no, wait, wait, hold it. Check it out, check it out. The car, it say, "move or I'll kill you," or something like that. Guess the cat's got its tongue. [laughs] Damn!
Female voice: You are too close to the vehicle.
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‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Vivian: This is my nephew, Will. Uh, and this is his hair.
Norma: It's a pleasure to meet you both.
Whitey: Call me Whitey.
Will: Oh, no, no, no. I'm gonna call you that then you gonna call me the other thing, and we're gonna be here fighting.
Philip: Will, Whitey is the president of a very prestigious savings and loan.
Will: Oh, really? Guess a lot of your buddies wearing suits like this now, huh?
Quote from Philip
Philip: Vivian, tell me that's not a beeper.
Ashley: Can I have one, Daddy?
Philip: When Jesse Jackson gets a job. Will, there'll be no beepers worn in this house.
Will: Yo, what's up, Uncle Phil? My mom let me wear it in Philly.
Philip: That's because she's your mother and she loves you. I'm your uncle. I just try not to hurt you.
Quote from Vivian
Vivian: Philip, when Will gets here, please be nice. Otherwise, you're going to be bunking with Mr. Couch.
Philip: Woman, please do you think that you can manipulate me with sex? [laughs]
Vivian: Does James Brown have a perm?