Philip Quote #166

Quote from Philip in How I Spent My Summer Vacation

Philip: Well, Will I hate to admit it, but I guess you have a point.
Will: I do?
Philip: Just because you live in my house doesn't mean I can control you.
Will: It don't?
Philip: So, you can express yourself any way you want to. Keep the clothes, keep the hair and the beeper. [chuckles] Knock yourself out.
Will: All right.
Philip: But, you know... Now, I've been thinking. You know, I have a need to express myself, too.
Will: I don't know, Uncle Phil, you might be able to get one little twist right here in the back of your neck.
Philip: [laughs] No, no, no, that's not quite what I had in mind. You see, I can't force you to do anything you don't want to do. But, these are my kids. So, as long as you keep the hair, the clothes and the beeper, you're all grounded. Good night.

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Quote from Will

Vivian: This is my nephew, Will. Uh, and this is his hair.
Norma: It's a pleasure to meet you both.
Whitey: Call me Whitey.
Will: Oh, no, no, no. I'm gonna call you that then you gonna call me the other thing, and we're gonna be here fighting.
Philip: Will, Whitey is the president of a very prestigious savings and loan.
Will: Oh, really? Guess a lot of your buddies wearing suits like this now, huh?

Quote from Philip

Philip: Vivian, tell me that's not a beeper.
Ashley: Can I have one, Daddy?
Philip: When Jesse Jackson gets a job. Will, there'll be no beepers worn in this house.
Will: Yo, what's up, Uncle Phil? My mom let me wear it in Philly.
Philip: That's because she's your mother and she loves you. I'm your uncle. I just try not to hurt you.

Quote from Vivian

Vivian: Philip, when Will gets here, please be nice. Otherwise, you're going to be bunking with Mr. Couch.
Philip: Woman, please do you think that you can manipulate me with sex? [laughs]
Vivian: Does James Brown have a perm?