Hilary Quote #164

Quote from Hilary in Striptease for Two

Philip: I think you two owe Hilary an apology. Your behavior tonight cost her an invitation to join the Diamond League and meet some nice young men and you know how much that meant to me. I mean, her.
Hilary: It's okay, Daddy. The more time I spent with those women the more I realized they're not my kind of people. I don't want to have anything to do with them.
Vivian: Oh, honey, I am so proud of you.
Geoffrey: Mrs. DeWynter.
Mrs. DeWynter: Hilary, darling. Why did you run off like that? I wanted to invite you to join the Diamond League.
Hilary: I'd love to!

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 ‘Striptease for Two’ Quotes

Quote from Philip

Philip: Is there more?
Carlton: I'm afraid so, Dad. We never got the clasp fixed on Mom's bracelet.
Philip: [chuckles] You never got the... [laughs; Will & Carlton start laughing] I don't know what to say. [all still laughing]
Will: We don't.
Philip: What can I do? What do you boys think I should do?
Will: I don't know. Reward us for our honesty? [all laugh uproariously] Hey, it worked for the Beave.
Philip: The Beave! [shouts] Do I look like a White guy named Ward? Now, you get that bracelet back and for the next six weeks I don't want to hear you breathe. Or I'm calling the Feds myself.
Will: I guess this probably ain't the best time to tell him we ran over the mailbox.

Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Ah, my financial advisors have arrived. Moron! Fathead!
Carlton: l didn't know the Dodgers were playing.
Geoffrey: They're not, thieving wankers.

Quote from Geoffrey

Philip: This is a delicious meal, Geoffrey. You've outdone yourself.
Geoffrey: You're too kind, sir. Moron! Fathead!
Vivian: Geoffrey, must you listen to the Dodgers game during dinner?
Geoffrey: I'm terribly sorry, madam. But it is the bottom of the ninth, bases are loaded. However, I will maintain my professionalism. Bunt, you pasty-faced sod! Peas?