Jazz Quote #15
Quote from Jazz in It Had to Be You
Jazz: She just moved out here and she hasn't had a date yet, and, Prince, she really needs a man.
Will: But does she look good?
Jazz: Sure she does. Good looks run in my family.
Will: Okay, Jazz. Um, look, you know I'd do anything for you. You're like a brother to me.
Jazz: Check.
Will: Which means that your sister should be like a sister to me, not a girlfriend. I mean, just think, if it doesn't work out, it could jeopardize our friendship.
Jazz: I'm willing to take that risk.
Will: Look, my brother, I have to give this some serious thought.
Jazz: Alright, well, can I bring her by just to meet you?
Will: Yeah, that's chill.
Jazz: Cool. Tonight, 8:00 sharp. And try to smell good.
[Will looks off to the side and sees Jazz, with long hair and a woman's outfit:]
Jazz: [imaginary] Yo, big boy. Give your sweet mama some sugar.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘It Had to Be You’ Quotes
Quote from Jazz
Philip: Well, Jazz, I'm going to go into the kitchen for a snack. When I come back, I want you gone.
Jazz: Guess I got plenty of time then.
Quote from Philip
Geoffrey: I must say Mr. Jazz's sister is quite a charmer.
Philip: Yes, she is. Makes me question the whole theory of genetics.
Quote from Will
Janet: Gia? I'd like the swordfish and a salad. No dressing.
Gia: And what about you, Will?
Will: I'll have the- [Janet elbows Will as he looks up at Gia] I'll have the steak. Rare.
Janet: Steak is really unhealthy.
Gia: Do you need another minute?
Janet: No, no, no. He'll have the same thing I'm having. Plus a baked potato. No butter, no sour cream. Thank you.
Gia: Got it.
Will: [stammers] I like sour cream.
Janet: You used to. From now on, you need to watch that cholesterol. I'm not having my husband dying of a heart attack at 40 and leaving me to raise six kids by myself.
Will: Six kids?
Janet: That's right, baby. Three girls, three boys. And don't even think about naming one of them William.