Philip Quote #54
Quote from Philip in Lucky Charm
Jameson: [to Will] You're not lucky. You're unlucky. You're a curse. Get out of my office.
Philip: Hey, don't you talk to him like that.
Jameson: Excuse me?
Philip: It's your fault he's involved in this in the first place. And this isn't the first time that your craziness has got us in hot water, Jameson. Last January, on my birthday when I could have been home with my wife and family, where was l? Stuck in the office buried under paperwork because Sparky chased a Buick and you thought that was his way of telling you to take over General Motors. Well, Jameson, I am through with your craziness. If that means we lose a $20 million account, then so be it.
Henry Furth: Jameson, I think that's Philip's way of saying "l'm sorry."
Jameson: Philip, why didn't you ever say this before?
Philip: Well, I should have.
Jameson: Absolutely. I had no idea your birthday was in January. You're a Capricorn. My horoscope says a Capricorn will lead me to prosperity. Philip, you're just the goat I've been looking for. Gentlemen, welcome back.
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Geoffrey: But federal taxes aren't new.
Hilary: Well, they are to me. And who is this FICA guy?
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Hilary: I thought the government was supposed to pay for all that.
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Vivian: Well, what exactly do you do in this job?
Hilary: Well, this is a very exclusive art gallery. And so they're trying to maintain a certain atmosphere. So, when customers come in the door, I ignore them. If they ask me about a piece of art, I look right through them. And if they ask for a price, I go like this. [snorts] And walk away.
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Will: Hey, and the way you stood up for me, Uncle Phil, you were all that.
Philip: Yeah, well, I didn't like the way he was treating you.
Ashley: So what happened next?
Philip: Uncle Phil told him he could take his big account, fold it five ways and stick it where Sparky can't find it.
Carlton: Wow, Dad, that took guts.
Geoffrey: Well done, sir. You know, I've always wished I had the nerve to tell off my employers. [exits]