Will Quote #171
Quote from Will in Deck the Halls
Vivian: Will, what happened at the Christmas shop?
Will: Oh, Aunt Viv, they were trying to rip you off. You know, so me and Ashley went down to the Pick 'n' Grab.
Philip: [answers tinsel-covered phone] Hello. Yes, this is Philip Banks. Ah, you saw our lights. The blinking Frosty the Snowman is riling your attack dogs. [hangs up] Well, that's wonderful. Our neighbors are furious. We're gonna have to take these lights down.
Will: Uncle Phil, I bet there's a lot of neighbors that love those decorations. I mean, certainly anyone who possesses good taste. [answers phone] Banks residence. Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Oh, brother, you got a problem with my lights? Why don't you come tell me that to my face, then? Hey, you can do whatever you want to do. It's your world, squirrel. I'm just trying to get a nut. What? Oh, we can do this. That was clever, Trevor. Ain't no thing but a chicken wing. Yeah, all right. [hangs up]
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‘Deck the Halls’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Thanks a lot, Ash. Now I'll never know how the story ends. Pardon me for caring, but I really wanted to know what Santa got for Christmas.
Ashley: He doesn't get an actual gift, Will. He gets the love of all the little children in the world.
Will: Really? What a gyp.
Ashley: Oh, come on, Will. Everyone knows there's no Santa Claus.
Will: Wait a minute, there is no Milli Vanilli but there definitely is a Santa Claus.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: [on the phone] Okay, that would be fantastic. All right. Also, I want to send a box of the fancy chocolate-covered pretzels to a Mr. Patrick Swayze. Right. And the card should read: "Pat, saw these and immediately thought of you. Love, Hilary. XXX." Okay, now, send the same thing to Kevin Costner, Michelle Pfeiffer and Sting. Great, thanks. [hangs up] Well, that takes care of the A-list. Now, should I send the box of pears or the meat thermometer to Steve Guttenberg?
Will: Hilary, I hate to inject some reality into these proceedings but who you trying to fool, baby?
Hilary: What do you mean?
Will: Hilary, you always walk around fronting like you know all these famous people. You don't know nobody.
Hilary: God, Will, you are so jaded and skeptical. You remind me so much of Judd Nelson.
Quote from Ashley
Ashley: Will, don't you have anything better to do with Christmas vacation than writing a silly letter?
Will: Well, what are you gonna do with your vacation? Are you gonna play with your friends?
Ashley: I wish I had someone to play with but every year my friends all go out of town and I'm stuck here all alone.
Will: Ashley, you can still do something to have fun while you're here.
Ashley: I'm going to. I've decided to learn a new word every day.
Will: Ashley, that's boring.
Ashley: Really? I think it's very autodidactic.