Will Quote #122
Quote from Will in Kiss My Butler
Will: Check this out. I got the worst luck in the world. And you know all the babes I mess with in Bel-Air been whacked, right?
Jazz: I follow you so far.
Will: Yo, I go to hook G up with an old British nanny it turns out to be her.
Jazz: She don't look too old to me.
Will: I know, Jazz. She's perfect. Homey, I'm in love. And G didn't even want to go out with her in the first place.
Jazz: I don't know what you guys do in Philly but in LA, we don't give stuff like that away.
Will: Well, I don't know what you guys do in LA but in Philly, you crack on somebody's honey, you mess around and get yourself killed.
Jazz: Well, I don't know what you guys do in Philly, but in LA, we men have to take that risk.
Will: Yo, brother, you want to take this outside?
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Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Um, I guess I shouldn't have busted your groove at the club, man. And I guess what I want to say is it's all Jazz's fault, man.
Geoffrey: Sit down, lad. Master William... for you, a birthday is a time to paint the town red but for me, it's a time of reflection. A time to review one's successes and regrets. I must say, one of my regrets has always been the fact that I never had a son. I have so much advice to pass on to the next generation. But no one to tell it to.
Will: Ooh, look at the time. Boy, I'm bushed. [yawns]
Geoffrey: Sit, William. My boy, a man is much more than the job he holds or the clothes he wears. For example, if I were to judge you by your costume I should guess you were some kind of circus performer.
Will: That's pretty cold, G.
Geoffrey: But you made the same assumptions about me. You assumed I was lonely. You assumed I wouldn't know how to comport myself at a nightspot. You assumed I was a poor dancer. I hope the events of tonight have proved to you that I am, as the saying goes... a fairly fly individual.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Oh, isn't this cute? You two have so much in common. You both speak English.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Well, I'm going to go mingle. The "A" list turned out tonight.
Geoffrey: Really?
Hilary: Look. That's Tom Cruise's pool cleaner. And that's Cher's electrolysist. And that's Heather Locklear.