Will: [v.o.] I knew it was just a matter of time before O'Neill found me so I decided to fight fire with fire. I enlisted the aid of my future father-in-law and his trigger-happy kin.
Will: All right, listen, now, when you hear me say the word "family" that's when you coming running out, all right? All right.
Hatfield McCoy: You heard my future son-in-law, now git.
Will: [v.o.] As they ran off to take their positions I realized one thing: Hatfield didn't use deodorant. I had to kill time before the killer came to kill me. I thought about all those showdowns I'd seen in all those Westerns. The good guys usually won. Well, except for the Unforgiven where everybody got killed. And then there was Posse which got killed at the box office.