Will Quote #1265
Quote from Will in Fresh Prince, the Movie
Will: [v.o.] I knew it was just a matter of time before O'Neill found me so I decided to fight fire with fire. I enlisted the aid of my future father-in-law and his trigger-happy kin.
Will: All right, listen, now, when you hear me say the word "family" that's when you coming running out, all right? All right.
Hatfield McCoy: You heard my future son-in-law, now git.
Will: [v.o.] As they ran off to take their positions I realized one thing: Hatfield didn't use deodorant. I had to kill time before the killer came to kill me. I thought about all those showdowns I'd seen in all those Westerns. The good guys usually won. Well, except for the Unforgiven where everybody got killed. And then there was Posse which got killed at the box office.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Fresh Prince, the Movie’ Quotes
Quote from Philip
Will: Man, it was the most horrifying thing I had ever seen.
[flashback:]
Will: [screams] Uncle Phil. Hey, man, what you doing here?
Philip: What am I doing here? What am I doing here? [chuckling] Well, son, I'll tell you what I'm doing here. You see, years ago I fell in love with and married a wonderful woman named Vivian. Vivian had a sister named Vy.
Vy gave birth to a child named Will whose sole purpose in life has been to make mine a living hell. Now, you've done a lot to me over the last four years, but how you managed to have me ripped out of my wonderful life in Bel-Air and relocated to this landfill boggles my mind. What do you have to say for yourself?
Will: Is that a toupee?
Philip: Yes, it's a toupee. It's a part of my new identity. You see what you do to me? Now, where's the bathroom?
Will: It's right through that door.
Philip: It leads outside.
Will: Oh, yeah, I know. You better take this broomstick. There's something living in there.
Quote from Will
Will: [v.o.] O'Neill escaped by bowling over nine agents and a DEA dog. My life was in danger so they put me in witness protection in Deliverance, Alabama. They hooked me up with a new life and a new name.
Will: Floyd Palmer? Hey, look, no. Uh-uh. Come on. I'm more like a Malcolm Akbar Mustafa.
Agent Moore: It's taken.
Will: Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, hold up. Come on. I'm a city boy. You know, I got to get out to: I gotta get out to the club and get my little groove on. Talk some jazz. Got me?
Agent Moore: Well, the nearest town is Hatred, Mississippi. I can check if there's dancing.
Quote from Will
Will: [v.o.] See, my moms won the WDAS-FM Back To Africa Contest. She spotted anything culturally wrong in The Lion King.
Both: Mmm.
Laqueesha: I will see you later.
Will: Little did she know that's the last time she'd see me.
Jazz: [v.o.] Your woman was murdered?
Will: [v.o.] Can I finish?
Jazz: [v.o.] My fault, go ahead.