Professor Mansfield: Okay, here's another oldie but a goodie. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear it does it make a sound?
Will: Yes, yeah, yes, it does. [off his look] No, no, it don't. Well, no, well, you know, yeah, it's a tree, it has to, yeah.
Yeah, it... Well... How big is the tree? I mean, is it anywhere near a subway or anything like that? And how close is this forest to the ghetto? Okay, all right, how about if it landed on, like, a gopher or something like that? Hey, does the noise that the gopher makes count? Or what if it falls on Uncle Phil and he hurt the tree?