[flashback:]
Carlton: Will, this is Simon Stanhope, our student council president.
Simon: It's my job here to give you the tour.
Will: I took the Universal Tour. You know that earthquake ride? [screams] Look out! Here comes the subway car!
Carlton: Excuse my cousin. He just doesn't know.
Simon: As I was saying, this is our founder and those are the first students of the Bel-Air Academy and they all carved their names on this the alumni desk. And these are the championship oars that we retired in 1957.
Will: Man, y'all don't throw nothing away.