Quote from Will in Day Damn One
[flashback:] Carlton: Will, this is Simon Stanhope, our student council president. Simon: It's my job here to give you the tour. Will: I took the Universal Tour. You know that earthquake ride? [screams] Look out! Here comes the subway car! Carlton: Excuse my cousin. He just doesn't know. Simon: As I was saying, this is our founder and those are the first students of the Bel-Air Academy and they all carved their names on this the alumni desk. And these are the championship oars that we retired in 1957. Will: Man, y'all don't throw nothing away.