Will Quote #148
Quote from Will in Day Damn One
[flashback:]
Carlton: Will, this is Simon Stanhope, our student council president.
Simon: It's my job here to give you the tour.
Will: I took the Universal Tour. You know that earthquake ride? [screams] Look out! Here comes the subway car!
Carlton: Excuse my cousin. He just doesn't know.
Simon: As I was saying, this is our founder and those are the first students of the Bel-Air Academy and they all carved their names on this the alumni desk. And these are the championship oars that we retired in 1957.
Will: Man, y'all don't throw nothing away.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Day Damn One’ Quotes
Quote from Philip
[flashback:]
Vivian: Well, I'm going to bed. I hope you realize how lucky you were that you weren't kicked out of school.
Will: Lucky? I gotta work every day after school to pay off the desk repair.
Philip: Before I cry myself to sleep, may I leave you with a few words of advice? If at some point tomorrow, or during my lifetime for that matter, you come up with another brilliant idea for something to do at school, stop.
Do nothing. Just stand there doing nothing, saying nothing, arms at your side like a zombie. Breathing just enough to keep the blood circulating. And no more. Could you do that for me?
Will: I'm sorry, Uncle Phil. I wasn't listening. What did you say?
[Phil lunges at Will before Vivian pulls him away]
Vivian: Good night, Will. Lock your door when you go to bed.
Quote from Carlton
[flashback:]
Carlton: Well, all I can say to you, Will, is tsk squared.
Quote from Will
[flashback:]
Dr. Bloat: Now may we turn our attention to history? Thomas Paine once wrote...
Will: [raises hand] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Dr. Bloat: Mr. Smith?
Will: Weren't you the bad guy in GoIdfinger?