Will: Oh, Carlton, I still think it was a little early to give up on the dating service.
Carlton: Will, meet Safety Guy.
Will: Safety Guy, what's up, bro? What's going on, boy?
Carlton: Look, this happens to be the latest in home and personal security. "Designed as a visual deterrent, Safety Guy is a life-size simulated male."
Will: Hmm. And you're a pint-size simulated male.
Carlton: Very funny. He's gonna protect the Big Guy when we're not around.
Will: You mean to tell me this thing can protect somebody?
Carlton: Oh, absolutely.
Will: Hmm. [slaps the back of Carlton's head] Huh. He must be on a break, huh?
Carlton: Will, this is no time for tomfoolery. Now, take your walkie-talkie and infrared goggles.
Will: Damn. Oh, my God. Yo, I can see right through your clothes with these things. No wonder you're so shy.