Will Quote #1685
Quote from Will in I, Clownius
Will: Oh, Carlton, I still think it was a little early to give up on the dating service.
Carlton: Will, meet Safety Guy.
Will: Safety Guy, what's up, bro? What's going on, boy?
Carlton: Look, this happens to be the latest in home and personal security. "Designed as a visual deterrent, Safety Guy is a life-size simulated male."
Will: Hmm. And you're a pint-size simulated male.
Carlton: Very funny. He's gonna protect the Big Guy when we're not around.
Will: You mean to tell me this thing can protect somebody?
Carlton: Oh, absolutely.
Will: Hmm. [slaps the back of Carlton's head] Huh. He must be on a break, huh?
Carlton: Will, this is no time for tomfoolery. Now, take your walkie-talkie and infrared goggles.
Will: Damn. Oh, my God. Yo, I can see right through your clothes with these things. No wonder you're so shy.
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Will: Now, wait a minute, Uncle Phil. I don't usually say this, but I agree with the little squidget. Come on, you can't go down to that courthouse by yourself. You need a bodyguard. Hey, I'm your man.
Philip: I'll be fine, Will.
Will: Uh-huh. That's just what Bobo Anderson said.
Philip: Who?
Will: Bobo Anderson. One of my boys from back in Philly. Oh see, Bobo started getting all these threatening letters. Everybody was like: "Yo, Bobo, you need to watch your back. You know brothers be tripping." He's like, "No, man, I'm cool. I'm all right." Then, bam! One day he just up and disappeared.
Carlton: He was killed?
Will: Oh, no, his family moved out of town. I ain't seen him since third grade.
Philip: Will, what has all this got to do with your being my bodyguard?
Will: Oh. You know, I figure if you let me slide down to that courtroom with you, you know I might get to console some of them show-biz madam girls. You know, it won't be just your body I'm guarding, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm talking about, dawg. You know what I'm saying, right? You know. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying, right? You know. You know what I'm saying, boy? You know Damn, I miss Bobo.
Quote from Carlton
Detective Simms: Well, whenever there's a high-profile case like this every wacko comes out of the woodwork.
Carlton: I say we treat this as a code-one priority. We need to seal the perimeter. I want four cars on 24-hour surveillance sharpshooters on the roof, and a canine team. And remember, we're working with a nut here.
Detective Simms: And who are you?
Will: He's the nut we working with. [laughs]
Carlton: Carlton Banks. I'll be your point man on this little operation.
Detective Simms: Well, I'll tell you what, you let us do our job, and we'll let you do whatever it is you do.
Quote from Carlton
Geoffrey: This fax just came in.
Carlton: Oh, my God.
Will: What? What does it say?
Carlton: It says, "I'm gonna kill you, Banks."
Will: Yo. Hey, it's a death threat against Uncle Phil.
Vivian: What?
Hilary: What?
Carlton: Dad? Oh, thank God. I thought it was for me.