Geoffrey: Excuse me, but someone's in trouble.
Carlton: Ah, that's more like it. [laughs] He's right over here, officer.
Sheriff: Philip Banks?
Philip: I'm Philip Banks.
Sheriff: It's been a pleasure serving you.
Carlton: Well, what is it, big guy?
Philip: Well... Apparently, I'm the owner of housing that has substandard living conditions.
Hilary: I told you to get a big-screen TV.
Philip: Not this house. Chalet Towers. The tenants have filed a suit against me.
Ashley: What does that mean?
Philip: It means that I'm a slumlord thanks to Will.
Will: [coughing] Excuse me, my beeper. [runs off]