Quote from Hilary in Bundle of Joy
[fantasy:] Cindy: Well, Myra Walker brought a hamster to class for show and tell- Hilary: Should I color my hair? Cindy: No, it's beautiful. Hilary: It is, isn't it? Oh, guess what? I have a little surprise for you. Ta-da! Cindy: Oh, goody, a shoeshine kit. Hilary: I know I spoil you, but I just couldn't resist. Do you like my shoes? Cindy: They're great. Hilary: Well, you know, they'd be even better if they were shiny. Cindy: Can I put the fan down first? Hilary: This time. It is your birthday. But don't make a habit of it. [Cindy starts polishing Hilary's shoe] A spit polish. I meant on the shoes.