[fantasy:]
Cindy: Well, Myra Walker brought a hamster to class for show and tell-
Hilary: Should I color my hair?
Cindy: No, it's beautiful.
Hilary: It is, isn't it? Oh, guess what? I have a little surprise for you. Ta-da!
Cindy: Oh, goody, a shoeshine kit.
Hilary: I know I spoil you, but I just couldn't resist. Do you like my shoes?
Cindy: They're great.
Hilary: Well, you know, they'd be even better if they were shiny.
Cindy: Can I put the fan down first?
Hilary: This time. It is your birthday. But don't make a habit of it. [Cindy starts polishing Hilary's shoe] A spit polish. I meant on the shoes.