Will: Yo, C, can you take me to the beach, man?
Carlton: Will, you're taking that baseball to the beach with you?
Will: No, no. See, this isn't just a baseball. This was autographed by "Say Hey" Willie Mays. I mean, I had to sell half your coin collection just to buy it.
Carlton: Well, if you ask me, you're obsessed.
Will: I'm obsessed? Look, Carlton, you hurt his feelings. Say sorry. Say it!
Carlton: I'm sorry. Will, seek help.
Will: Carlton, can you just drop me off at the beach? You know what, scratch that. Drop me off a couple blocks away. You know, the honeys might get a little nervous if they see me with a midget.
Carlton: Will, today is senior day. We're supposed to work on our college applications and think about our futures.
Will: Oh, I am, and it's just that my future involves a sweet young thing in a thong. You know what I'm saying? You know? Come on, let's jam, pee wee.
Carlton: Forget it, Will. I'm not going to the beach. I'm going to the library.
Will: Oh, really? Well, I got ten spankies here that said you're going to the beach.
Carlton: [takes the notes] They lied. [runs]