Will Quote #741
Quote from Will in Robbing the Banks
Will: Yo, C, can you take me to the beach, man?
Carlton: Will, you're taking that baseball to the beach with you?
Will: No, no. See, this isn't just a baseball. This was autographed by "Say Hey" Willie Mays. I mean, I had to sell half your coin collection just to buy it.
Carlton: Well, if you ask me, you're obsessed.
Will: I'm obsessed? Look, Carlton, you hurt his feelings. Say sorry. Say it!
Carlton: I'm sorry. Will, seek help.
Will: Carlton, can you just drop me off at the beach? You know what, scratch that. Drop me off a couple blocks away. You know, the honeys might get a little nervous if they see me with a midget.
Carlton: Will, today is senior day. We're supposed to work on our college applications and think about our futures.
Will: Oh, I am, and it's just that my future involves a sweet young thing in a thong. You know what I'm saying? You know? Come on, let's jam, pee wee.
Carlton: Forget it, Will. I'm not going to the beach. I'm going to the library.
Will: Oh, really? Well, I got ten spankies here that said you're going to the beach.
Carlton: [takes the notes] They lied. [runs]
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Robbing the Banks’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Philip: After we gave you a second chance, this is how you repay us.
Luther: I did not rob you.
Philip: Oh.. You gotta believe me. Will, you believe me, right?
Will: You know, it's people like you that give ex-cons a bad name. I- I'm calling the police, man. [A cop knocks on the door] Damn, that was fast! Yo, they must have thought we was White folks.
Quote from Vivian
Vivian: Geoffrey, my bags are upstairs.
Geoffrey: How thrilling for you.
Vivian: Geoffrey, you know, I'm very, very fond of you but I'm also eight months pregnant and I'm not in a very good mood. I could very easily rip out your heart eat it, and then have cappuccino. Am I making myself quite clear?
Geoffrey: Hallmark couldn't have put it any better.
Will: Hey, you know, Aunt Viv I'm really gonna miss you this weekend.
Vivian: Oh, no, you're not. And I'm not gonna miss you, either.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Guess what? You're not going to believe this.
Will: You paid for your own dinner?
Hilary: Are you insane? I'm going to be interviewed by the "LA Weekly." Now that I'm a famous weather girl people want to know the real me. Now, if anyone asks, I'm 21 and I fought in Desert Storm.