Philip: Sit. I'm not through with you two yet. I wanna know what excuse you have for pulling such a stupid stunt.
Carlton: We needed the money.
Philip: For what? And I want the truth.
Will: All right, it's like this, Uncle Phil. See, Carlton got this inside tip on a stock.
Philip: Federal offense. Go on.
Will: Well, then we pawned Aunt Viv's bracelet to get the money for the stock.
Philip: Grand larceny. lmpressive.
Will: And then we lost the money so we had to strip to get the bracelet back.
Philip: That would be indecent exposure.