Will: Ash, peek this, babe. I got that magic joint down now.
Ashley: Please, Will, the last time you showed me a magic trick it took two months for my hair to grow back.
Will: Yeah, I know. Well, that was then and this is now. Behold, the great Willdini. All right now, here. Give me your watch. All right. Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka boom
Ashley: What happened to "abracadabra"?
Will: No, this is black magic, Ash.
Boom!
Ashley: Ah.
Will: Hold up. I ain't finished yet. Now, here we go. Behold, a bottle, just as any other. Chaka Khan! Chaka Khan! Chaka Khan! All right. That's it. All right. Now, for my next trick, I'll need a dollar bill.
Ashley: I don't have a dollar.
Philip: I have a 20.
Will: Oh, that'll do. All right. Here we go. Notice the intricate folds. Now for the magic words. Going, going, gone! [runs out]
Philip: Will!