Will Quote #396

Quote from Will in Hi-Ho Silver

Will: Ash, peek this, babe. I got that magic joint down now.
Ashley: Please, Will, the last time you showed me a magic trick it took two months for my hair to grow back.
Will: Yeah, I know. Well, that was then and this is now. Behold, the great Willdini. All right now, here. Give me your watch. All right. Boom shaka-laka-laka Boom shaka-laka-laka boom
Ashley: What happened to "abracadabra"?
Will: No, this is black magic, Ash.
Boom!
Ashley: Ah.
Will: Hold up. I ain't finished yet. Now, here we go. Behold, a bottle, just as any other. Chaka Khan! Chaka Khan! Chaka Khan! All right. That's it. All right. Now, for my next trick, I'll need a dollar bill.
Ashley: I don't have a dollar.
Philip: I have a 20.
Will: Oh, that'll do. All right. Here we go. Notice the intricate folds. Now for the magic words. Going, going, gone! [runs out]
Philip: Will!

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 ‘Hi-Ho Silver’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Philip: The silver's obviously not in the house. It must have been stolen.
Vivian: Oh, I would hate to think that a neighbor took it.
Will: We need that little White lady from Murder, She Wrote.
Vivian: Boys, we'll keep looking, but go ahead and drop this cake off at Sonya's.
Will: All right. And if you all happen to be digging around under my bed those videotapes are for my report on Clarence Thomas.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Oh, that diet and exercise regimen your mother put me on has really changed my life. I never felt better. It's so nice having her home all the time. She wakes up cheerful in the morning, leaves little love notes in my briefcase, calls me up at work just to chat. That woman must be stopped.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: This is all your fault!
Will: What? My fault? You're the one that said it was Aunt Viv's silverware.
Carlton: Since when do you listen to me?
Will: Let's just stop arguing, man. Let's think of a plan.
Carlton: We'll get caught. We'll go to jail. Kid 'N Play will portray us in a movie.