Jackie Quote #328
Quote from Jackie in Join Together
Jackie: Hey, Steven, check out my new super-sexy tattoo. Hard to keep your hands off, huh?
[Hyde dips his napkin in his glass of water and wipes Jackie's tattoo off]
Jackie: Steven!
Hyde: Sorry. Here's your tattoo back.
Fez: I'll take that.
Jackie: Steven, why are you being so difficult?
Hyde: Jackie, no amount of tattoos or toe rings are gonna fix the fact that you have a lot to apologize for.
Jackie: You're the one who should apologize.
Hyde: Well, then I guess we're not getting back together.
Jackie: I guess we're not. Oh, and by the way, you don't deserve a real tattoo. But if I were to get one, I'd show it to Fez before I'd ever show it to you.
Fez: I hope she gets it on her heinie.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Join Together’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Why would you throw away the list of all the food the doctor said we couldn't have in the house?
Red: Kitty, did you look at that list? If I had known what I was coming home to after my heart attack, I would've walked straight into that bright light and never looked back.
Kitty: Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. I'll do it with you. 'Cause what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Eric: Actually, Mom, Dad's the gander. The male goose. So it would be "what's good for the gander is good for the goose." So, let's take a gander at what you're giving up with the gander. [chuckles] That's how you do that.
Okay. "Potato chips, other salty snacks."
Kitty: Good advice. That doctor obviously knows what he's talking about.
Eric: "Butter, heavy cream, cheese."
Kitty: Gone, makes a lot of sense.
Eric: "Alcoholic beverages."
Kitty: Okay, that doctor's a quack.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: All right, Donna, put your chair here. I wanna get Steven's attention, and with you next to me I'll look like a tiny porcelain doll.
Donna: You know, Jackie, some people actually find me to be of normal height.
Jackie: Sure, if they're green and jolly.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Just your luck, Forman. You're about to turn 18 and there's gonna be no hooch left in the house to steal. [Red and Kitty look at Hyde] I mean avoid. Do homework next to. Pray near. Come on!