Jackie Quote #325
Quote from Jackie in The Kids Are Alright
Jackie: Michael, do you think I'm immature?
Kelso: No, you're almost fully grown.
Jackie: Well, Steven thinks so. Apparently, I'm immature, and that skank in the leather jacket is what, cool? Well, I can be cool. People can change. Olivia Newton-John did it for John Travolta, and that movie was totally realistic.
[fantasy, Jackie and Donna walk into The Hub as the guys stand near the jukebox:]
Eric: Wow!
Kelso: Yowza!
Fez: Yummy.
Hyde: Jackie?
Jackie: Tell me about it, Steve.
[Hyde and Jackie sing "You're the One That I Want" from Grease]
Hyde: Oh, Jackie, you're so much cooler than that skank I was with before. Please take me back. 'Cause we belong together, like bop-bobba-loo-ba, sha-walla, she-bang, she-bang.
Kelso: Oh, the whole gang is back together again.
Fez: You did it. You did it.
[reality:]
Kelso: Are you gonna sing? 'Cause I've heard you sing and... You're not gonna sing, are you?
Jackie: No, but I'm gonna get Steven back, whatever it takes. And I'm gonna get me a pair of those black satin pants, 'cause I look good in those.
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Red: But the yellow part is the baby bird. That's the part I wanna eat.
Kitty: Sorry. Too much cholesterol. Which also means no bacon. Just good old heart-healthy ham.
Eric: Mmm. Bacon. That is so good. That is so much better than ham.
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Eric: Okay, but I don't know where we're gonna find a boatload of dead commies.