Red Quote #1050
Quote from Red in Celebration Day
Red: Kitty. We've got to have a little conversation about those pills you're taking.
Kitty: These things? I think they're working wonders. You know, I didn't cry once when Eric got his diploma. I just smiled and took his picture.
Red: That wasn't Eric. That was some skinny girl with a Dorothy Hamill haircut.
Kitty: It's not fair, Red. You- You teach your children how to- how to walk, to- to use a fork to-to look both ways before crossing the street, and then one day you realize, all you're doing is teaching them how to leave. We should never have potty-trained him.
Red: Listen, Kitty. We did the kid thing and it was... great. But now I'm looking forward to it just being the two of us again. This is our time. Let's enjoy it.
Kitty: You're right, Red. I don't need those. [chuckles] Whenever I feel like I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown, I'll just come talk to you.
Red: And I'll just give you one of these. [Kitty laughs]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Celebration Day’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: [plays guitar and sings] Something touched me deep inside The day that Hyde died So bye-bye, Mr Steven Hyde I'm a hottie and you're nottie Jackie's gonna be mine She likes my brunette Likes not your curly ass twine Oh, Jackie Burkhart, you are so fine [talks] I wrote that just for you, Jackie.
Hyde: He didn't write that. He ripped it off from "American Pie."
Kelso: Nah-uh. The "American Pie" guy ripped me off.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Ah, my last American Popsicle washed down by my last American grape soda.
Hyde: Fez, it's sad you're getting deported, but this "last American" crap's getting annoying.
Fez: Ah, my last American chance to annoy you.
Eric: Hey. Come on, Fez. Look on the bright side. I mean, we graduate tomorrow. You go to your country with a high school diploma they'll probably make you, like, head medicine man or something.
Fez: Eric, there is no bright side about going back to a place where people are outnumbered by lizards.
Kelso: I'm gonna miss you, man. When you get there, can you mail me a lizard?
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, guys, I made a decision.
Kelso: So who's it gonna be? "Tall and hot" or "short and kosher"?
Hyde: Would you shut the hell up and let her talk?
Jackie: Okay, look. I had to ask myself a really hard question. Who do I love most? And the answer was so obvious. It was staring me in the face the whole time. The person I love most is me. I love me most.
Hyde: You choose you?
Jackie: Look, if I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would.
Kelso: Wait, what... So where does that leave us?
Jackie: I'll figure that out after I spend the summer by the pool. I feel this would be a lot clearer when I'm much tanner.