Hyde Quote #446
Quote from Hyde in Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?
Jackie: Hi. I'm Jackie, and this is Steven. Steven is a no-nonsense Sagittarius who's not afraid of hard work or true love.
Dave: I'm Dave, a shy Pisces who's looking for love and a salesman to sell on commission. The more you sell, the more you can earn.
Jackie: That's perfect for him! Steven, if you can get me to date you, you can sell anything.
Hyde: Uh, thanks, but no, thanks.
Jackie: Wait-
Hyde: Are you nuts? That guy almost offered me a job.
Jackie: So, what's wrong?
Hyde: Did you hear him? "The more you sell, the more you earn"? The more you sleep, the more you earn. That's my job. Damn, woman!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?’ Quotes
Quote from Hyde
Eric: So, Hyde, big job fair tomorrow. Oh, and you're in luck, 'cause I read that corporate America is experiencing a severe shortage of paranoid conspiracy nuts.
Hyde: I'm not a conspiracy nut, okay? My history, shop and gym teachers secretly started that rumor to discredit me.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Where did you learn your parenting skills?
Red: Korea. Kitty, I am right about this.
Kitty: Red, you can't just force people to do what you want.
Red: Oh, see, that's one of those things that people say that's just not true. Like, "There's no place like home." Hell, I can think of a hundred places better than this.
Quote from Eric
Eric: How can Red do this to me? I swear to God, that man is always mad. I think the gene for joy might be stored in hair.
Donna: Well, there are a lot of angry bald men. Yul Brynner in The King and I.
Eric: Yes. Mr. Freeze from Batman. Remember that time Robin foiled his deep freeze-
Donna: Eric. What did we talk about?
Eric: Every time I reference Batman, I owe you a geek dollar.
Donna: Yes. Thank you.