Red Quote #487
Quote from Red in Whole Lotta Love
Kitty: Well, look who I found. Our son. Who we love very much.
Eric: Hey, Dad.
Red: Pass the peas, Steven.
Kitty: Red, your son spoke to you.
Red: I heard him. But you asked me not to yell at him, and I agreed. So I'm just taking your idea and refining it.
Eric: Oh, so you're giving me the silent treatment?
Red: So, Steven, how was school today?
Hyde: Um, well, in health class today, we learned that an early engagement's often a sign of heavy drug use.
Eric: Hyde.
Kitty: Red, you're being a big baby.
Eric: No, Mom, it's okay. Actually, it's a pleasant surprise, but let's see how serious he is about it. Hey, Dad, you know who's got the right idea? Russia. [Red puts his utensils down]
Hyde: I haven't felt this kind of tension in years. Reminds me of home. Except everyone's wearing a shirt.
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‘Whole Lotta Love’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Hyde: Forman, why'd you have to tell Red you got engaged? Look at him, yelling and waving. Oh! A little spit just landed on Bob. Bob's so scared, he's not even wiping it off.
Eric: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This time Red is really gonna kill me. My only hope is that he actually sticks his foot so far up my ass... he can't pull it out, and I get to take him straight to hell with me.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Well, It was incredible. Nina and I started out kissing in the living room. Then we moved into the bedroom, where we undressed. And, uh, well, then... Then we did it.
Kelso: What... Details, Fez. We need details!
Fez: Well, our faces didn't line up right, so I kept bumping my chin on her nose. And then there were some sounds.
Hyde: What kind of sounds?
Fez: Well, I will say this, it was not applause. There was no romantic music like in the movies, so I had to hum. And then Nina told me to stop humming. And, uh, then I started again without realizing it. And then she got mad. And then I think she got sad.
Jackie: Oh, well, don't worry, Fez. She probably just felt bad she was doing it with a foreigner.
Fez: And then afterwards, I went into the bathroom, and, uh... And cried a little. And then I snuck out the back door.
Donna: Poor Fez. Well, you know, at least it couldn't have been any worse.
Fez: I left my underwear in her bathroom.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, working with someone you have had sex with is the worst thing ever. I don't know how Donny and Marie do it.