Fez Quote #412
Quote from Fez in The Girl I Love
Donna: Oh, look who it is. You bake a brownie, and the bastards come running.
Eric: I'm afraid your brownies are powerless now. Fez has something to say. Fez.
Fez: Can I have a brownie?
Eric: Fez.
Fez: Oh. Right, right, right, right. Nina, I insist you take care of Red's ticket, because I am in charge.
Nina: Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
Fez: Okay.
Eric: Man, what the hell?
Fez: I have needs. Nina, if I do everything you want, would you be my girlfriend?
Nina: Can't say no to that. [chuckles]
Fez: I cannot believe it. I have a girlfriend! [they kiss] So when do we do it?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Girl I Love’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Kitty? I know this change of life has upset you but we just bought wine the other day. What are you doing, brushing your teeth with the stuff?
Kitty: Red, it's not for me. Well, this one is. We're having a dinner party tomorrow night.
Red: No, can't do it. Battle of the Network Stars is on! See, once a year, they make TV stars compete at things they're not good at. I look forward all season to watching Ed Asner try to paddle a canoe. Makes me feel superior.
Kitty: Well, you shouldn't feel superior, because you know what I know about Ed Asner? Ed Asner would come to my dinner party, 'cause he knows how to treat a woman.
Red: Did you say "dinner party"? [chuckles] See, I thought you- Oh, screw it, I'll be there.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Guys, I really want Nina to like me so please, avoid the following topics: my addiction to candy, the fact that I have needs, and my use of Alberto VO5 Hot Oil Treatment.
Jackie: Wait. Fez, what does she care what you use on your hair?
Fez: Oh, I do not use it on my hair.
Quote from Kitty
Kelso: What's this about a party?
Kitty: Oh, well, we're having a party tomorrow night for Fez and Nina. I invited all the kids.
Kelso: I'm a kid.
Kitty: Well, it's for couples only. You can come if you bring a date.
Kelso: Well, it's too late to find a date. I mean, yeah, I'm sweet looking, but I'm no miracle worker.
Kitty: Well, maybe if you stop jumping from girl to girl, you wouldn't be alone. You're no Frank Sinatra, you know!
Kelso: You know, you used to be nice, but you've changed, lady!