Kitty Quote #464
Quote from Kitty in The Girl I Love
Kitty: Okay. Okay, let's try another card. Um, "If you could be anyone's shoe whose shoe would you be?"
Donna: I wouldn't want to be Red's shoe, 'cause I think it's about to go in someone's ass.
Red: That's it! I'm watching Battle of the Network Stars.
Hyde: I'm with you. Have fun with Mr. Clip-on.
Eric: Yeah, you know what? Me too.
Donna: Wait. You're leaving?
Eric: There are lasers going off right now! Perfectly synchronized lasers! And all of a sudden, you're, like- like, Lady Dinner Rolls shaking me down with her naughty places.
Fez: I'm going too. Apparently we can eat a man's food, but we cannot fix his ticket.
Kitty: Well, what happened to my dinner party?
Kelso: I'm sorry, Mrs. Forman, but Marilu Henner only gets on the trampoline once a year and I'm not gonna miss it.
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‘The Girl I Love’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Kitty? I know this change of life has upset you but we just bought wine the other day. What are you doing, brushing your teeth with the stuff?
Kitty: Red, it's not for me. Well, this one is. We're having a dinner party tomorrow night.
Red: No, can't do it. Battle of the Network Stars is on! See, once a year, they make TV stars compete at things they're not good at. I look forward all season to watching Ed Asner try to paddle a canoe. Makes me feel superior.
Kitty: Well, you shouldn't feel superior, because you know what I know about Ed Asner? Ed Asner would come to my dinner party, 'cause he knows how to treat a woman.
Red: Did you say "dinner party"? [chuckles] See, I thought you- Oh, screw it, I'll be there.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Guys, I really want Nina to like me so please, avoid the following topics: my addiction to candy, the fact that I have needs, and my use of Alberto VO5 Hot Oil Treatment.
Jackie: Wait. Fez, what does she care what you use on your hair?
Fez: Oh, I do not use it on my hair.
Quote from Kitty
Kelso: What's this about a party?
Kitty: Oh, well, we're having a party tomorrow night for Fez and Nina. I invited all the kids.
Kelso: I'm a kid.
Kitty: Well, it's for couples only. You can come if you bring a date.
Kelso: Well, it's too late to find a date. I mean, yeah, I'm sweet looking, but I'm no miracle worker.
Kitty: Well, maybe if you stop jumping from girl to girl, you wouldn't be alone. You're no Frank Sinatra, you know!
Kelso: You know, you used to be nice, but you've changed, lady!