Hyde Quote #338
Kelso: Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Did I shoot your eye?
Hyde: Yes! Now I can't see, you moron! You're dead!
Eric: I'd start running now.
Kelso: Chasing me is futile! I'll just hide in your blind spot! [runs out]
Eric: Man, are you okay?
Hyde: Yeah, I'm fine. The BB just winged my shoulder. But that kid needs to be taught a lesson.
Donna: Hyde, it was an accident.
Hyde: No, it wasn't. He's been bitching about me and Jackie since he found out. Now he got himself so out of control that he shot me. I don't like getting shot! So now I'm gonna punish him the way my parents punish me.
Eric: You're gonna leave him at the mall?
Hyde: No. I'm gonna milk this eye thing until he feels as bad as he should. They didn't leave me at the mall. They forgot me. They were drunk.
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Quote from Fez
Kelso: Jackie blew right by me to get to Hyde.
Fez: Yes, I know. Because you told me 20 times. Oh, there's my boss, Nina. Queen of the D.M.V. She haunts my dreams.
Kelso: Wait. I thought Mr. Roper from Three's Company haunted your dreams.
Fez: Oh, he's there too. Bug-eyed bastard.
Quote from Fez
Eric: You guys, I can't believe that Mr. Burkhart might actually be going to prison.
Fez: Ah, the tragedy. My father was sent to prison and it led to a life of drugs and prostitution.
Donna: What?
Fez: Yes. Then his pimp killed him. But then the medical examiner found a tiny hair. And he solved the crime, and he sent the pimp bastard to the chair.
Eric: Fez, that was last night's episode of Quincy.
Fez: Oh, I didn't know you watched that show.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: What's with the gun, Trigger?
Kelso: Oh, will you relax, Eric? It's not a gun. It's a BB gun. Yeah, I lost it when I was, like, 10, and I found it this morning buried in my backyard.
Donna: Why were you digging in your backyard?
Kelso: Uh, dinosaurs. Watch the news, Donna.