Kitty Quote #362
Quote from Kitty in Heartbreaker
Bea: Oh, those cookies look good.
Kitty: Well, thanks. Sorry I made a scene.
Bea: Oh, you were just tired.
Kitty: No, I wasn't just tired. Mom, I'm having a really hard time here. Did it hit you this hard too?
Bea: Did what, dear?
Kitty: Menopause.
Bea: [chuckles] I never had it.
Kitty: Mom, everybody has it.
Bea: Well, I've always been quite health conscious. I told you to eat more vegetables.
Kitty: You cannot expect me to believe that you never went through menopause.
Bea: Well, I didn't.
Kitty: Yes, you did!
Bea: Well, it doesn't matter, because it's not nice to talk about.
Kitty: Well, not everything that needs to be talked about has to be nice. Mom, why don't you ever really talk to me?
Bea: I told you I liked your cookies! I'm gonna find your father. [shouts] Burt!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Heartbreaker’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Kitty, tell everyone your wonderful news. Quick.
Kitty: I'd really rather not right now, Red.
Bea: But that's why we're here.
Eric: Yeah, for the love of God, Mom, tell them.
Kitty: No, I said not right now.
Red: Kitty, they came all this way.
Eric: Yeah, come on.
Kitty: Fine. You wanna hear the big news? The doctor told me I started menopause.
Bea: Kitty, language!
Red: You're not pregnant?
Kitty: Nope. Nope. Just barren. Talk about that.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Memorial Day, meningitis... Okay, here we go. Menopause.
Red: Good God! I didn't think they'd have pictures.
Eric: Well, at least they use the word "uterus" a lot.
Red: I could've gone a whole lifetime without knowing they had a mucus membrane.
Eric: Well, you just- You can't unlearn something like that, you know? Oh, no. Look at the symptoms. "Temperamental behavior, mood swings, facial hair." Uh-oh. Dad, I think you have menopause.
Quote from Donna
Donna: Kelso, try to look at the facts. Jackie wanted to get married, so you bailed so she found someone else, so now she doesn't wanna marry you. This solves your problem, albeit with an unpleasant twist ending.