Kitty Quote #352
Quote from Kitty in Going to California
Kitty: [answers phone] Hello? Donna, it's you. How's California? Have you run into Johnny Carson yet? No. I read he won't eat corn. What? Oh, Eric. Oh. No. No. I know he wants to talk to you. He hasn't heard from you all summer. I'll get him. [runs off with the phone] Eric! Ow! Eric. Eric, are you in the bathroom?
Eric: [o.s.] Yes.
Kitty: Well, get off, because-
Eric: Mom? Mom. When this door is closed, it's my sacred alone time. Okay? Think of it as church.
Kitty: But, I-
Eric: Mom.
Kitty: Fine. Gets up at noon, sits on the toilet until dinner- What kind of summer is that?
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Going to California’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Wait a minute. Where's the other idiot?
Fez: Other idiot? Do we know another idiot?
Red: Where's Eric?
Hyde: Where's Eric? Where are you, man, and who wants to know? The U.S. government, that's who. Like, I read by 1984, the government will have tracking devices on all of us. And after that, they're gonna jam electrodes in our brains so they can read our memories. Damn U.S. government.
Red: "Damn U.S. government"? Without our government, you'd be stuck in Siberia now sucking the juice from a rotten commie potato. Let me tell you something. If the U.S. government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say, "Thank you! And God bless America."
Quote from Eric
Red: You want to go to California to get Donna?
Kitty: You can't go to California.
Eric: But I have to tell Donna I love her and that she should be back here with me.
Kitty: Oh. Well, that's sweet. I think it would sound especially good on the phone. But don't call till after 7:00 when the rates go down.
Eric: Well, I can't call her. I mean... did Luke Skywalker-
Red: Oh. Would you stop. Luke Skywalker this. Luke Skywalker that. I'm sick of hearing about that little fruit.
Eric: Luke Skywalker is not- He and Leia clearly- I- Mom, Dad. This is important.
Red: No. No California. You know what's important? School. You're gonna be a senior, and you need to buckle down.
Kitty: Luke Skywalker would've buckled down.
Quote from Eric
Eric: You know what? That's it. I'm going. I'll just show up in California and, like, blow her mind. Yeah. I mean when the Empire killed Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle, did he just call 'em up?
Fez: Oh, God.
Hyde: Oh.
Eric: No. He hopped on the Millennium FaIcon and he paid a little visit to the Death Star.