Eric Quote #497
Quote from Eric in Hyde's Birthday
Kitty: Oh, Steven got a letter from Department of Motor Vehicles.
Red: What? Another damn ticket? Hey, screw-head! Why is the D.M.V. sending you letters?
Hyde: [chuckles] Screw-head. Hey, screw-head.
Eric: No, no, no. You're screw-head. I'm just called "boy."
Hyde: I got a letter from the D.M.V.?
Eric: Oh, my God. It's about the cow. Did I say "cow"? Because what I meant was cow...ntdown - countdown to better driving.
Hyde: I think what Eric's trying to say is, he hit a cow.
Eric: Wait- Well, I had the right-of-way!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hyde's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Red. Hey. You're wondering why I'm going through your stuff. Okay. That's... See, I needed, uh... to borrow your saw... because I need to chop down a tree. Because there's something stuck in it. An animal. A rabbit. There's a rabbit stuck in a tree. And I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.
Red: Kelso, rabbits don't- How the hell did a rabbit get up a tree?
[Eric and Donna sneak into the garage as Red and Kelso stand on the drive]
Kelso: Uh, Eric threw it up there.
Red: Eric threw a rabbit up a tree?
Kelso: Yeah. He's a sadistic bastard. You know he hit a cow?
Quote from Leo
Hyde: Oh, hey, uh, I can work tomorrow night if you want me to.
Leo: You're not working tomorrow, man. It's your birthday.
Hyde: Yeah, man, my 18th birthday. Otherwise known as the beginning of the end. The black hole, man. It's the death march. Look, if there's a war, I could get drafted.
Leo: If there's a war, I'll see you in Canada.
Hyde: That's not the point, Leo. I mean, there's other stuff too, you know.
Leo: Hey, don't get snippy with me, man.
Quote from Kitty
Red: Any good mail?
Kitty: Well, we got the new Yarn Barn catalog. And the model is showing cleavage? You know, if I want that in my house, I will watch McMillan and Wife.