Fez Quote #351
Quote from Fez in Hyde's Birthday
Jackie: Hyde, we need you to settle an argument. I'm sure you know by now that we're throwing you a party.
Hyde: What party?
Fez: Okay, I'm sure you know by now that we're throwing you a party. So, what kind of theme would you like?
Hyde: Throw whatever party you want, man. I'm not gonna be there. [exits]
Jackie: Well, if that's his attitude, I don't wanna do anything. I quit.
Fez: You can't quit on me. I quit on you... you bossy little midget.
[As Jackie tries to slap Fez's face, he intercepts her hand]
Fez: Don't even.
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‘Hyde's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Red. Hey. You're wondering why I'm going through your stuff. Okay. That's... See, I needed, uh... to borrow your saw... because I need to chop down a tree. Because there's something stuck in it. An animal. A rabbit. There's a rabbit stuck in a tree. And I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.
Red: Kelso, rabbits don't- How the hell did a rabbit get up a tree?
[Eric and Donna sneak into the garage as Red and Kelso stand on the drive]
Kelso: Uh, Eric threw it up there.
Red: Eric threw a rabbit up a tree?
Kelso: Yeah. He's a sadistic bastard. You know he hit a cow?
Quote from Leo
Hyde: Oh, hey, uh, I can work tomorrow night if you want me to.
Leo: You're not working tomorrow, man. It's your birthday.
Hyde: Yeah, man, my 18th birthday. Otherwise known as the beginning of the end. The black hole, man. It's the death march. Look, if there's a war, I could get drafted.
Leo: If there's a war, I'll see you in Canada.
Hyde: That's not the point, Leo. I mean, there's other stuff too, you know.
Leo: Hey, don't get snippy with me, man.
Quote from Kitty
Red: Any good mail?
Kitty: Well, we got the new Yarn Barn catalog. And the model is showing cleavage? You know, if I want that in my house, I will watch McMillan and Wife.